An Entry Here, A Link There.

assbutts-in-love:

HE LOOKS GORGEOUS IN THE FIRST ONE OMG

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lilybells:

I miss Merlin.

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wifelife:

Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:

• a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
• a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does

you can do this girl

be as resilient as your vagina

shine bright like a ‘gina

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helioscentrifuge:

thegodawfulgatsby:

sharkchunks:

I know there’s been much ado about the owner of Abercrombie and Fitch criticizing ugly people while many here consider him to be ugly. I could go on about whether this is or isn’t hypocritical on either front and about the subjective meaning of beauty and all that but I want to address something I feel is more important and that’s the comparison of the man in question to an orc.

Most of the memes resulting from this controversy have shown Gothmog alongside their C.E.O., and I want to talk about why that’s wrong.

Gothmog served in Sauron’s army during the War of the Ring, as the lieutenant of Minas Morgul, second-in-command to the Witch-king of Angmar, lord of the nine Nazgûl. He took command of the forces of Morgul during the Battle of the Pelennor Fields after the Witch-king was slain by Éowyn. That makes him a veteran and I don’t care what side he fought for, the point is he fought for what he believed in and did so with exceptional nobility. It was he who called for Grond to break down the gates of Minas Tirith, it was he who was nearly crushed when the white city launched chunks of massive stone on his location, moving only at the final moment to survive. All with a tumor on his head the size of a grapefruit. And tumblr has made him the standard of ugliness.

I don’t give a damn about Abercrombie guy, but to reduce one of if not the greatest of orcs to an ugly joke just to mock the guy in unfair and ignorant.

yeah, check your Gondor privilege 

THIS IS FUCKING FANTASTIC OH MY GOD

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#6: Do you cut out coupons but never use them?

I never use coupons. I might cut them out once a year and they just end up sitting somewhere out of sight until they expire. I guess I like the idea of using them. I have no real opinions or stories on this topic.

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perfectlyimperfectbeauty:

chrono-mugen:

projectiscariot:

causticsouda:

izumikage:

brb laughing my ass off

the fuck is a texas bender

We bend propane and propane accessories…

maaaaan i don’t wanna be a fire bender but i do love the heat.

guess i’ll perfect lightning and turn into sasuke

WATER TRIBE!

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sweetdez:

detrea:

fuckyeahhugsandkisses:

a-little-insane:

the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk

The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt

The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.

Three types of people

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b00zeh0und:

I’m sorry, but when did Cinco de Mayo become a holiday for white people?

When did it become acceptable to don stereotypical sombreros and ponchos and mustaches and get shitfaced?

You can’t pay us slave wages, make fun of our accents, treat us like lesser human beings, mock us, call us ‘spics’, ‘wetbacks’, and ‘illegals’, and then claim our culture for yourselves.

Today is a celebration of Mexican heritage and pride.

NOT. FUCKING. YOU.

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